In Praise of Small Dogs

Listen now (41 sec) | It’s not a dog, if it can fit inside another dog’s mouth! It’s not a dog, if it can be accidentally vacuumed up. It’s not a dog, if it can be killed by a cat. It’s not a dog, if it can be carried off by a medium-sized pigeon. It’s not a dog, if it can be out-wrestled by a rat.

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