Here’s a little M&M’s humor to lighten your day.
I just dumped a pack of M&M’s into my mask at work and am slowly eating them like a horse. I love the pandemic!
More M&M’s humor. Which is your favorite joke?
Q. How can you tell that a Swede has been baking chocolate chip cookies? A. There are M&M shells all over the counter.
Q. Why do Americans hate M&M’s? A. They’re too hard to peel.
M&M’s are cheaper than therapy. And you don’t need an appointment!
In Heaven, M&M’s have no calories and are served as the main course.
My therapist told me the way to achieve inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I’ve finished two bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
Yo momma is so stupid. She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
The only thing better than a friend is a friend with a bag of M&M’s she wants to share.
What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggest it’s M&M’s.
Save this planet! It’s the only one with M&M’s.
M&M’s are made from cocoa, which is a tree. A tree is a plant. That makes M&M’s a salad!
I’d give up M&M’s, but I’m not a quitter.
Which of the above jokes did you like best? Do you have a favorite? Is there one that had you rolling in the aisles?